Wed Jun 24, 2009

Yes Sir, Senator Boxer

“Take caution in your tone, [Senator], I’m a fair guy, but this [expletive deleted] heat is making me absolutely crazy.”

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Posted by: Email Lee on Jun 24, 09

Wed May 06, 2009

Revisiting Rip Van Winkle

In Irving’s story, Rip falls into a liquor-induced coma after encountering a gang of reveling little urchins one day on a mountain. Like poor old Rip, I feel as if I am dealing with an awfully bad hangover myself these days. For the past four months, the president has been pouring his socialist tonic down America’s throat, and now I am ready to vomit.

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Posted by: Email Lee on May 06, 09

Fri Nov 14, 2008

A Letter to My Wrestlers

I felt compelled to publish this letter because of the direction that half of America seems to want to take this country.

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Posted by: Email Lee on Nov 14, 08

Mon Sep 15, 2008

A TOJAN HORSE MADE OF CHARTER-SCHOOL MONEY

Finally, Obama’s Greek pillars in Denver make sense. In the Greek story of the Trojan War, Odysseus sought to gain entrance into Troy, so he cleverly devised a large wooden horse to conceal himself along with Greek soldiers...

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Posted by: Email Lee on Sep 15, 08

Sun Sep 07, 2008

HEAVEN'S FLAT TAX

You have probably heard that God Himself asks for only 10% of His disciples’ prosperity. So, why does the American government expect us to pay more than God does?

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Posted by: Email Lee on Sep 07, 08

Fri Sep 05, 2008

Politic Palin’s Polar Pounce: Purely Prodigious

–this is a mama who can whip Obama and Biden with John McCain tied behind her back!

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Posted by: Email Lee on Sep 05, 08

Sat Jun 21, 2008

Looking Out for the Little Jihad Guy

Now that gay marriage is legal in California, I feel a lot safer than I did last month. Islamic terrorists no longer need to fear waterboard interrogations, but I bet they will break just as easily when liberals force homosexual marriages down their throats.

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Posted by: Email Lee on Jun 21, 08

Thu Jun 05, 2008

Just Waterboard Me

VS. Yes, it is natural to panic now. America is in trouble when both presidential candidates consider thirty-five to ninety seconds of coerced gagging and panic to be torture. Haven’t liberal politicians and judicial activists been ramming painful ideology down our throats for years?

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Posted by: Email Lee on Jun 05, 08

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Lee Culpepper is a recovering high school English teacher and former United States Marine. More